1994 Cadillac Fleetwood Limousine
Because of course they will see you – how can you be missed in a limousine that stands around thirty inches off the ground? This ensures that you will always arrive in style, assuming you can hoist yourself into the cabin.
No, this isn’t for everyone – though we’d love to see the hidden camera reaction when you roll up to the curb in this Fleetwood as an Uber driver – but the workmanship looks to be top-notch.
A digital tip of the hat to the Photos of Sh**ty Cars Facebook page and user Corey Lewis for this find.
It’s on eBay in Miami with reserve not yet met.