1961 Chevrolet Impala
Be sure to stock up on rear tires. Might need some adult undergarments, too.
From outward appearances, this Impala looks like a nicely restored example with some minor cosmetic additions, including the handsome modern alloys that evoke old-school Halibrand mags. Pop the hood, and the pair of turbochargers flanking the radiator tell you otherwise. This beast is powered by a 509ci big-block, fed by twin turbos. The seller claims it produces 669hp on pump gas, but when tuned for 110 octane race fuel, 1500hp is on tap.
Terrifying. We want it.
It’s on eBay near Chicago with reserve not yet met.