1998 Subaru Outback
But you’ll be the fastest to soccer practice, to be certain!
This Outback has been thoroughly tuned, with a drivetrain out of a late-model WRX STi. 300+ hp should make this quite rapid.
It isn’t perfect, with a bit of rust on the wheelwell and some paint chips in the hood. But this will be quite fun for the entire family.
It’s on eBay in Louisville for $12k or offer.