1973 VW Riviera Camper
..because the manual transmission bus is just too darn quick.
This Riviera camper needs some work, but brisk bidding seems to show there are plenty of people who want to own a copy of “How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive“. Because of this popularity, and the relative simplicity of maintenance, these should hold value for years. Just get ready to work, and avoid steep hills.
It’s on eBay in Oregon.